A Message From The National Zombie Preparedness Front
1/4Zombie Guide to The Human Body
Can't get enough
Tasty
A nice snack
A bit tough
Enough to sharewith a friend
Delicious
Not bad
Good if you're watching your figure
2/4Zombie Evasion Methods
Method
Effectiveness
Fig. 1
Zig Zag
Moderate
Rapid motions have been known to confuse low witted zombies while also tiring out the would-be victim. Stamina is required for this method.
Method
Effectiveness
Fig. 2
Straight Shot
Good
Regardless of how big of a sci-fi buff you are you know that zombies are not known for their speed. You have a good shot at beating them in this arena.
Method
Effectiveness
Fig. 3
Play Dead
Poor
If zombies know one thing it's what dead looks like. You won't be able to beat them at their own game. Don't even try.
Method
Effectiveness
Fig. 4
Play Zombie
Poor
You might think you're pretty clever by trying to eat their brains before they eat yours. Most likely they have much more practice in this area than you do.