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  • Four Pieces of
    Zombie Education

    A Message From
    The National Zombie
    Preparedness Front

  • 1/4Zombie Guide to The Human Body

    • Can't get enough
    • Tasty
    • A nice snack
    • A bit tough
    • Enough to share
      with a friend
    • Delicious
    • Not bad
    • Good if you're
      watching your figure
  • 2/4Zombie Evasion Methods

    MethodEffectivenessFig. 1
    Zig ZagModerate
    Rapid motions have been known to confuse low
    witted zombies while also tiring out the would-be
    victim. Stamina is required for this method.
    MethodEffectivenessFig. 2
    Straight
    Shot
    Good
    Regardless of how big of a sci-fi buff you are
    you know that zombies are not known for their
    speed. You have a good shot at beating them in this arena.
    MethodEffectivenessFig. 3
    Play
    Dead
    Poor
    If zombies know one thing it's what dead looks
    like. You won't be able to beat them at their own
    game. Don't even try.
    MethodEffectivenessFig. 4
    Play
    Zombie
    Poor
    You might think you're pretty clever by trying to
    eat their brains before they eat yours. Most likely
    they have much more practice in this area than
    you do.
  • 3/4The Intention of an Approaching Zombie

    • To get your number
    • To ask for directions
    • To eat your brain
  • 4/4Population During a Zombie Outbreak

    • Zombies
    • Humans
    Population
    Time
  • Good Luck.

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